Ingredients:
- 1 Can tuna
- 2 Cats and/or Kittens (can be 1 to 1 ratio)
- 1 Enclosed shower space
- 1 Box of Band-Aids (for you)
- 1 Bottle of Cat Shampoo
- 1 Bottle of Human Shampoo or large bar soap
- 1 Bottle Anteceptic (for you)
Instructions:
- To properly prepare for Friendly Cat Tuna, make sure all claws are clipped and that live animals are not fed morning of making this meal. This meal will fulfill all hungry mouths and hopefully, hearts.
- Place alpha cat first into shower compartment.
- Spread tuna all over the back and side fur of the new/second cat or kitten. Once properly covered, place tuna spread cat into same space.
- Watch to make sure tempers do not boil over and that both animals are not biting or clawing each other to death. Blood is not an ingredient of this recipe.
- Allow five to thirty minutes for kind consumption to occur and allow animals to have a cooling period after the meal is ready.
- If at any time during the meal hissing and/or growling continues at high level, to the point of over-boiling and danger when your meal should be simmering, abandon recipe and try again in a weeks time.
- If successful, all of the meal (tuna – not feline) will be consumed and animals will become friends.
- Bathe each animal seperately and with care. Towel dry.
Total preperation time: 1-2 hours
Submitted by friend Blake — Not tested by The Weekend Chef
